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kiwi land

a place run by a weird person with simp orbiters. bubby and flam are the only cool ones in it and car the most annoying. this is all.
you know that place run by the psychopath?

oh yeah you mean kiwi land?
by TheALoafOfBread January 26, 2022
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Kiwi

Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.
I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.
by Aki8181 May 10, 2023
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kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch
“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”
by Your mates mate January 30, 2024
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Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit
“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”
by Eggie Benis November 23, 2023
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Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.
That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering
by The official kiwi June 26, 2025
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Kiwi

A dumbass fruit that's got no reason to exist. The furry fuck is usually used on beat a furry day!
John: Ever eat a kiwi?
Bill: What the fuck is a kiwi?
John: You know, that weird furry shit!
by Not_A_Dragon January 24, 2020
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Kiwi Glaze

When a person (typically born in New Zealand) with female genitalia ejaculates on the chest of another person, who then rubs the ejaculate on their own chest, belly and other body parts.
Holy shit! We had the best time… we did a Kiwi Glaze and then romped.
by F. Persimmon February 27, 2023
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