Cosmic Kiwi

a very far away New Zealander

"hey bro you seen that Australian guy Kieran?" asked Jack

"nah mate, he's from New Zealand, besides, he's in the UK at the moment" replied Charles

"ah, so he's a cosmic kiwi then aye?" Jack responded

by pseudonymfindingdory January 5, 2022

kiwi couple

A cringe description middle aged couples use. Usually used by older Japanese couples.

"We're a kiwi couple" - couple on WorkAway.info

by __somebody_ June 21, 2024

Kiwi

Kiwi as you may or may not know is a fruit but there is also another meaning made by the wonderful Harry styles. Harry described that when he thinks of the work kiwi he thinks of “ She worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettes Hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect And all the boys, they were saying they were into it Such a pretty face, on a pretty neck” Harry we don’t know what kiwi your eating but it sounds great

Kiwi is described as “ She worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettes
Hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect
And all the boys, they were saying they were into it
Such a pretty face, on a pretty neck”

by Golqen_ November 17, 2020

strawberry-kiwi

this is so corny but i wanted to do something unique and romantic ig SO DONT LAUGH AT ME FOR IT will you be my girlfriend and let me hit? 😜

zena: im going to bash him on the head with a brick

aidan: sounds hot when are we doing it 😭

Strawberry-kiwi

by allegedmanwhore November 17, 2023

lil kiwi

a soundcloud rapper from new zealand

any song by lil kiwi makes me wanna hit the griddy

by gayassvodkaman January 1, 2023

Cutting a kiwi

Slang for jacking it

Just finished cutting a kiwi....I swear that doesn't mean jackin it

by joshuaNHL October 10, 2023

Kiwi

A fat ugly thing that has very greasy hair and is a weirdo that walks around with teddies

K: oh my gosh did you see kiwi??!!
M: YES IT WAS SO FUNNY

by Tango.In July 3, 2022