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Kirby

Kirby is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. and even before that he was the best friend you could ever ask for since we were born. You could never even imagine the love you could receive from one person. he is the world and more. He’s the funniest person you’ve ever meet. he has the kindest heart and purest soul. he’s everyone you could ever want into one person. i love him more than anything and that’s only one person. anyone who has ever been in contact with him has been blessed with his kind words and actions. also he’s very incredibly attractive (had to squeeze that in there). he’s the best boyfriend, friend, son, grandson, person you have ever met and i would never trade him for the world. He has an effortless way of making you feel comfortable and safe and laugh when you need to and always be a shoulder to cry on. my best friend in the whole world since day 1. i love him forever and always.
by Babygirl36512 January 18, 2025
mugGet the Kirbymug.

Kirby

Kirby (Noun): the act of not showing up for any reason when invited to an event at someone else's house.
Mark pulled a Kirby when Rich invited him over last year. He then pulled another Kirby this year when Ed invited him over.
by Sepher One April 28, 2024
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Colorado Kirby

The act of blowing marijuana smoke directly up another's ass.
I took a massive bong hit and gave her the good ol' Colorado Kirby.
by 50Gunner1984 March 18, 2024
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Seth Kirby

Awesome guy with a great personality. Has an impeccable 8========D that all the other guys are jealous of. If you know a Seth Kirby DO NOT lose him
guy 1: yo have you heard of Seth Kirby?
guy 2: yeah, he introduced me to my girlfriend
guy 1: damn, he introduced me to my boyfriend, he is just a well rounded guy :o
by GeorgeBush69 December 15, 2021
mugGet the Seth Kirbymug.

kirby prank

When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!
My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.
by MangoBomber August 4, 2016
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kirby slurp

Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.
Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later
by K.Roman June 7, 2022
mugGet the kirby slurpmug.

Kirby

Kirby kikkin real ass
by she said she was twelve!! September 3, 2021
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