Kirby

Kirby (Noun): the act of not showing up for any reason when invited to an event at someone else's house.

Mark pulled a Kirby when Rich invited him over last year. He then pulled another Kirby this year when Ed invited him over.

by Sepher One April 28, 2024

A Kirby

A dog that’s so goofy and cute looking that it appears to be made with spare parts

Look at that black dog over there, he’s so stinky cute, he’s a Kirby

by anonymous November 3, 2022

Kirby

When a woman sucks air into her vag and gathers as much as she can before releasing to create a queef; slang for pussy

“Dude, she can queef on command!”
“Oh, so she inhales like a Kirby, right?”

by Kirbybussy November 4, 2020

Kirby

An interdimensional god able to snap planets in half and assimilate anything or anyone within the pink puffball body he is given. Very easy to draw.

First you draw a circle, then you dot the eyes, add a great big smile, and presto! You got Kirby!

by A fellow degenerate September 5, 2022

Kirby

A kirby is a person with mood swings, but can be handled. If a kirby comes along, your life will be fulfilled. Kirby likes hugs and kisses, so you will know what to do»

«Is that a Kirby?»
«i love kirbys!»

by 123lightbulb May 26, 2019

kirby wirby

the coolest person ever

the most amazing person ever ;)

p1 “kirby wirby is so awesome”
p2 “i know right!!”

p1 “kirby wirbys wife, shelby, said she loves him”

p2 “i know! i love kirby wirby too”

by n0t_bee.1 March 8, 2023

Kirbying

When you inhale a titty in your mouth as far as possible and then you slowly let it out of your mouth.

Bob was kirbying Alice’s titties. Alice did not enjoy it however Bob did.

by woolaawoo December 21, 2023