Kevin

This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.

by Tyler big gay April 9, 2020

Kevin

The name of the only guy to love cum more than anyone in existence, in the universe, in all realities and dimensions, ever of all time.

"I love cum!" -Kevin

Kevin loves cum.

by Fleekwood Mac June 16, 2018

Kevin

Is a little bitch, has ugly ass blonde hair, walks around think he is the shit and he is in fact not; Kevin likes to sucks lots of dick and finger his own asshole; Kevin has daddy’s money and drives and ugly ass Chevy; Kevin also likes to date girls with the same last name like he’s from Alabama

I love Kevin can’t wait to marry him and adopt kids because we’re gay

by PussySlAyEr20182 September 29, 2019

Kevin

Belligerent Fool
Umber of a Human Being

Kevin will always be a Kevin.

by HellaFactsBro June 8, 2019

kevin

A tall man who is a natural at siege. He can clutch ranked games, carry his team, and even beat Matt in a pistol 1v1.

Kevin is a god at siege and will be ranked diamond.

by Teemo103 April 19, 2017

Kevin

A guy who dates all your ex girlfriends and fucks them before you did

Bob "yo man that guy kevin smashed sandra last week"

Jim "u didnt even smash sandra"

Bob "nah man"

by The Podcast December 17, 2016

Kevin

no. just no

person 1: hi my name is Kevin

person 2: ew

by ainnieboomcd December 13, 2019