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Kente is my daddy
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Man of Kent ready

Historically a phrase used to declare confidence. However, by association with a number of ill-fated events, now a term used when one has not fully prepared for a task but is willing to proceed with said task regardless. Or when one believes one is fully prepared for a task, but it is abundantly clear to the onlooker that they are not.
As Oates stepped out of the tent, he turned back to Scott and exclaimed, "do not worry; I'm Man of Kent ready!"

Prior to the events that unfolded in the early hours of 15th April, RMS Titanic was broadly considered to be Man of Kent ready.

"Dude how's the marathon training going?"
"Man of Kent ready, mate. Totally got this covered"

"If it's good enough for the Man of Kent, it's good enough for me"
by SEL2025 May 4, 2025
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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025
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Liam Kent

Kent Brockman, from the Simpsons little ugly son.
"LOOK AT THAT LITTLE UGLY LEG HAMMOCK BITCH!"
"WHO IS THAT"
"IT'S LIAM KENT"
by Splungous March 6, 2024
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kent tillinghast

The hottest man in the world! With the Biggest, Thickest cock waiting for you to eat up for extra help points! His tip is for EVERYONE including Joy , Kyle , And of course Jacqueline!!! He fills you Up SO SO MUCH that by the time it’s over you will be saying “I have nothing to say!” buy Kent tillinhast now and we will throw in a free joy funtime !
hey who’s the hottest thickest horniest man ever? KENT TILLINGHAST OF COURSE YA FUCKIN NEH NEH
by stevehoweysegg March 25, 2024
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kent brockmen

'kent brockmen is is the channel six reporter from a show called the Simpsons his a cool guy he's rich sad I think and all around a cool guy
I hate kent brockmen
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