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Jonny

A Jonny is one of God's gifts and possibly the 9th wonder of the world. They're arrogant, gracious, and calm. Real sociopaths. They excel at everything and at the same time are a nervous wreck. Good looks and extremely picky. Too nice but can also stab you while he hugs you. Has an extreme fascination with power , but dwell with personal issues. Jonny can love but if you don't fit the picture; A Jonny will replace you. Don't tell him he's wrong! You'll be sorry
Rick : "Look, It's Jonny!"

Harold : " Your majesty has arrived. What a prick."
by Majestic89 November 22, 2021
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Jonnie Lean in

Whilst playing table tennis a server will lean over the table in an attempt to gain a greater angle whilst serving the ball.
Warren completed a Jonnie Lean in to get a greater advantage whilst serving.
by The Rough December 2, 2013
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Jonny bonner

by Infoinfoinfo November 28, 2021
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Jonny

Jonny is a boy who is absolutely perfect in every way he’s very popular the nicest human you will ever meet very athletic and try’s to help every one every girl thinks he is hot but he will break your heart into pieces even if your not his girlfriend.
WOW IS THAT THE JONNY YOU WHERE TALKING ABOUT

Yeah why?

He’s super freaking hot damnnn
by Umm I don’t know 😂 October 12, 2018
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Jonnying

Back-alley, In-the-skip style of sex. Often used as a lighter, funnier way of joking about gang-rape. When said in a deep throaty voice can give the perfect impression of a randy tramp.
Example 1.
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"

Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)
by KingSnotty April 14, 2011
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Jonny 40s

When Jonny gets a 40s.
“Ahhh it’s finally Friday night , wonder if Jonny 40s is about”
by Clonkobum January 30, 2024
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Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things
Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie
by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022
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