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Jake

That free character that you get in subway surfers, no one likes him except for Yutani and subway surfer tiktok has decided to cancel him
Person 1: bruh this Jake guy is annoying af
#canceljake2020
by Suckurmummmmmmmm July 22, 2020
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Jake

Has extremely large penis. Way larger than people named Noah’s penises.
I hate Noah’s. I want a Jake!
by Jake>Noah October 12, 2019
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Jake

A person that really looks like Gibby Gibson from Icarly.
“woah did you see Gibby?”
Nah bro that’s jake.”
by urmomsb July 25, 2019
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Jake

Cause I'm a island boy, and I've been tryin' to may...
Oh I'm a island boy
Ay, I'mma just island boy, I'mma just island boy
I'mma get keep that gun, I be just staring at the sun
Nummies I'll fool gazin', I'm like the pool where I'm stayin'
They like "You wanna be famous?" I'm tryna be outdoor gators
I'm gonna be floater boy and get a real down tropical
I'm a island boy I put my vests on, yeah
Like a wug woman tryna make it to the top
I'm a island boy, I been tryin' to make it
Ay, sittin' with the gang gang slang, you ain't just sayin' no cane
Through the storm, through the rain, 'coz we try a home like a lime
From a the island boy, from the Caribbean
Kay, cool, kay, soul koowah ya'll
I'm a island boy
Pretty sure that Jake is a virgin
by Not Jake 69 November 23, 2021
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He's just a bit of a prick who says the word epic too much.
Hench Lad: Did you here that Jake got Google Stadia
Female: Yes I did, he also got a Windows phone
by MrNoogin November 12, 2019
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the name jake started off when a little anorexic, white (actually white) boy was born in norwalk iowa
“bro did u see jake, i swear if he is i front of a white board or turned to his side u can see his anorexic ass!!”
by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018
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Jake’s tend to be shy creatures at first but once you get to know one you love them. Jake is the sweetest boy a girl could ever meet. A Jake is typically very weird and a bit awkward but it can come off as very adorable. Jake loves to play basketball and hangout with his girlfriend. He typically has brown hair with blue eyes. Once you get a Jake in your life you will never want them to leave.
Jake and I hung out the other day and he is so funny and sweet.
by Varmint110 August 24, 2019
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