An asshole who doesn't know how to treat girls, and someone who looks like a rat and is obsessed with gay bikes and dirt bikes !!
by Partysoccer18002 July 6, 2011
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Get the Jacob mug.I am Jacob.
view me as you would any other figure of art, for I am a masterpiece. the seams within my seams have been delicately crafted by the most seductive hands, my astonishing personality is beyond the likes of any entity on the mortal playing field. gaze into my somber eyes and unlock your truest feelings towards me, perceive what cannot be comprehended from a mere outside view. I am truly a pillar of omnipotent pride, masterful handiwork, and deep compassion towards society and its playthings.
view me as you would any other figure of art, for I am a masterpiece. the seams within my seams have been delicately crafted by the most seductive hands, my astonishing personality is beyond the likes of any entity on the mortal playing field. gaze into my somber eyes and unlock your truest feelings towards me, perceive what cannot be comprehended from a mere outside view. I am truly a pillar of omnipotent pride, masterful handiwork, and deep compassion towards society and its playthings.
by jacob billings. April 5, 2019
Get the Jacob mug.A guy who is is really tall and blond, and also has ridicuously big feet. Size 14. He's really funny and goofy.. And he will be your friend for a while until he stops talking to you for no reason. He also likes to lie.
by Lalala122345678910 January 4, 2012
Get the Jacob mug.An inconsiderate asshole who slaps women, and emotionally beats people. He doesn't care about anyone but himself, and is probably gay. He cuts himself for attention and drinks too much coffee. He is exceptionally prone to occasional bouts of manopause, and never showers, washes his clothes, or wears deoderant. Also, did I mention he never brushes his teeth? NASTY. All and all, he's just a bad guy.
by OperationMJC June 2, 2011
Get the Jacob mug.Jacob is the nicest, funniest and most caring person ever. Though he may be shy at first, if you get to know him he's a great friend. He's very modest, so modest he doesn't know how to take a compliment. Girls chase him around and go crazy over him, except there will be one girl who is one of his best friends that ends up falling for him but thinks she'll never be good enough for him. That's Jacob for you.
Girl: Hey Jacob
Jacob: Hey, what's up
G: Not much, I was just wondering if you'd like to hang out sometime
J: Sure, that sounds like fun
Jacob: Hey, what's up
G: Not much, I was just wondering if you'd like to hang out sometime
J: Sure, that sounds like fun
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