friends

A friend is someone whos there for you always. :D
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She's my friend.
We've been friends for years.

by SippyLongHorn November 12, 2007

Friend

Someone who knowingly lets your peer through their window while they stick a dildo up their ass and doesn't call the cops.

If it was a stranger I would call the cops but because he's my friend, I will let him watch.

by godlike71717 November 6, 2009

Friends

A TV show where the main characters seek to bang each other. Eventually Ross and Rachel get it on in the bed. Then Joey screws Rachel. Then Monica gets in bed with Chandler on some vacation thing. During the scene, Monica looks under the bed. You can see the shock on her face as she lays eyes on Chandler's schlong. Chandler also gets very excited at Monica's funbags. You can see his boner sticking through the sheets. Joey and Phoebe just go and screw other random people that are in like 2 episodes. After the show they probably went and hat wild bestiality sex though. You could tell. In the end they had one giant orgy.

Friends is a funny show.

by XSGame September 22, 2005

Friend

A sexually produced terminal headache.

A: Have you heard of my friend?
B: Oh that friend. He's a douchebag. Whenever I see him, he never fails to give me an eternal CRINGE.

by Kakerun July 30, 2022

Friend

A little sheep with blue wool that is named Friend, beeing the friend of Ghostbur in the dream smp
The blue of this sheep helps the other members to calm themselves and it sucks all of their sadness.

Tubbo: What are you doing with the sheep?- Oh, he's called Friend!
Ghostbur: Oh, hello! He's my-hello. He's my Friend! :)

by Eden_Blob April 19, 2021

Friend

Something you don't have, but you wish you did.
A person who can be a real dick somtiemes, but will always (mostly) help you. Someone you can relay on, and relate to.

Some can be so good friends they turn into BFF(s).
Friends can also refer to pets.

Teacher: You have eight apples, and you divide them evenly between you, and your friend.
You: A friend?

by Lillono November 17, 2017

Friend

A friend, someone with multi benefits but isn’t that someone you love?

He had so many friends with benefits…

by Mystifying June 27, 2022