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Internet

The Place You Go To See Dogs Fuck Eachother
by ToeMaster64 November 9, 2018
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internet

something that everyday people go on and mostly this thing has a FUCK LOAD OF PORN. but besides that, the internet is used for games, email, instagram, facebook and other shit. also used for looking up something or someone. how to use the internet, simply go to a store like bestbuy or some store and purchase a 500$ laptop or desktop, i really don't care. set the computer up to your liking, either hack,borrow, or use an internet producing device thing. set up the internet connection and BOOM!! there ya go. trust me, there are things in this thing that are STRANGE.
matt:hey man, do you have internet?
Jake: yeah but some one hacked into it. on my internet bill, they went on 100 porn websites.
by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013
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internet

a place to lose faith in humainty
internet is what you're on
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Internet

Damnit. My porn on the beautiful internet caused cancer infected boils on my dick.
by bigcronk69 January 18, 2017
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the internet

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.
Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.
by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018
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Internet

Ironically, one of the only places where you can't find any help on computer issues.
I try to look up how to fix my bluetooth settings on the internet and all I get are these horrible computer magazines that don't understand what they're doing.
by AtheistExtremist November 1, 2017
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The Internet

by TH47 June 1, 2018
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