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internet

something that everyday people go on and mostly this thing has a FUCK LOAD OF PORN. but besides that, the internet is used for games, email, instagram, facebook and other shit. also used for looking up something or someone. how to use the internet, simply go to a store like bestbuy or some store and purchase a 500$ laptop or desktop, i really don't care. set the computer up to your liking, either hack,borrow, or use an internet producing device thing. set up the internet connection and BOOM!! there ya go. trust me, there are things in this thing that are STRANGE.
matt:hey man, do you have internet?
Jake: yeah but some one hacked into it. on my internet bill, they went on 100 porn websites.
by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013
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The Internet

The magical substance the can allow a a user to view virtually everything humanly possible with a few key-strokes. We use to look at pictures of cats, pornography, get into arguments with strangers and advertising terrible products.
"You see this? This is on the INTERNET."
by Vex977 April 24, 2014
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Internet

Ironically, one of the only places where you can't find any help on computer issues.
I try to look up how to fix my bluetooth settings on the internet and all I get are these horrible computer magazines that don't understand what they're doing.
by AtheistExtremist November 1, 2017
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Internet

A series of dark caves, made up mostly of seven year old Minecraft players and forty year old trolls. Beware!
John: This creepy dude is stalking me over the internet.
Joe: hmm
John: Dammit joe!
by Mumflr Fumperdink January 5, 2018
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internet

a place to lose faith in humainty
internet is what you're on
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internet

A vast, swirling void of pornography, television, and cringe-worthy twelve-year-olds posting Warrior Cats fanfiction.
I was an Internet user once...
by maybe i am a fish October 13, 2016
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