Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.

The feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of fuss made over one particular comment. We see this as merely an Instagram thesis.

by Purple-font November 11, 2021

Instagram model

Step 1: do not heart eye girls that look like less attractive versions of your girl friend
Step 2: do not spend hours jerking off to how many followers/likes you get
Step 3: give up on your "goal" you douche, it's not a goal and no matter what you're not good enough

This prick really thinks he can become an instagram model

by Lillith515 May 1, 2019

Instagram live

Live streaming that takes place on Instagram

Ethan: Yo Kanye is doing a live recording session on Instagram live!

Sam: That’s sick! He’s even more talented live.

by The DefinitionDude April 2, 2020

Instagram feed

The pictures you see when you scroll down someones instagram

Omg she has such a cool instagram feed!

by YASQUEENYAS June 6, 2018

Instagram question

A dumbass sticker u can post on your insta story and so that people ask questions. But actually nobody cares and u just did it to prove u have friends and u actually don’t get any questions.

Person 1: did u ask me an Instagram question?
Person 2: no that is dumb

by buffalochiken420 July 15, 2018

instagram fuckboy

A fuck boy, who likes all your girlfriend/fiancé/wife's photos, and constantly sends her inbox messages even though he clearly see she's in a relationship. A habitual liked who can't get a girlfriend because he's too much of a thirsty fuck boy.

"Yo this Instagram fuckboy keeps liking my girls pic" -bro 1
"Don't worry about it, bro. He likes every girls picture. I'm sure he wacks himself to sleep every night after he hits the like button" -bro2

"I figured he was thristy anyways" -bro 1

by Unfuckboy93 September 29, 2015

Instagram Hottie

Abbreviated "IG Hottie". This term is used to describe girls you follow on Instagram who are just super smoking hot, almost sexy. These girls tend to have a lot of likes and a lot of followers, and for a damn good reason. They often have perfect faces and bodies, and you should always consider yourself fortunate whenever you see them post a bikini pic or a duck face selfie.

"Damn Jimmy did you see Jess' new Instagram pic?"
"Hell yeah bro she's an Instagram Hottie. I'm blessed to follow girls like her!!"
"Same bro."

by KSI96 April 24, 2013