how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

how you feel

It Basically addresses one’s stupidity and by asking “how you feel? “ it is the same thing as saying “you feel dumb don’t you ?”

“Ah you caught my nigga, how you feel ?”

by The real definitions of urband November 3, 2021

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

And now that's how you game

Something shabnam says

"And now that's how you game"
Wow i like that phrase

by thecharacterwannie July 10, 2022

How YOU Doin’

The inly way to ever pick up a girl. Has a 99% sucess rate (failed only once). The inly pick up line you’ll ever need.

Guy: How YOU doin’
Girl: *Blushes*

by Ahidhejshe January 19, 2024

get it how you living

Prison slang, typically for when you partake in an act people don’t appreciate or are offended by. Which can range from a number of things, depending on who is upset and what typically tips them over the edge.

Prisoner 1: “bruh I make over $100 on commissary a week I’m loaded”

Prisoner 2: “ay bruh you better stop bragging before you get it how you living”

by Boomboom1233 January 21, 2019

How stupid can you be?

When you are mad at someone for game ending you fair and square in fortnite and decide to report him for stream sniping.

*A random fortnite streamer was eliminated from the game*
The random fortnite Streamer: Watch for the emo watch for the emo

NFL Skin: *Dances for one second*
The random fortnite Streamer: *Reports the NFL skin for stream sniping* What an idiot. How stupid can you be?

by Adam's Speget December 10, 2018