hoot the blowfish

To play the bagpipes.

The kilted man said to the other kilted man: "I've never told you this, but I would love to hoot the blowfish someday."

by Andreux April 25, 2006

Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

You’re so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!

by C Swift September 14, 2020

The Hoots

Poker player of ill repute.

ach... The Hoots has done it AGAIN!

by *Hoots!* July 24, 2023

The Hoots and the Hurts

Diarrhea and intestinal cramps.

He's got the hoots and the hurts.

by judge dredd7 December 02, 2012

Hooted your last holler

Using up your last resource. Synonym: burned your last bridge.

I’m done! You’ve hooted your last holler!

by Candissa September 02, 2022

Hooting Devices

Occasionally useful code among men for a womans breasts.

"Did you see the Hooting Devices on Marcy?

"See them? Theyre already in the Spank Bank"

by Eli Karatchik May 21, 2010

Solar Hoots

Using a magnifying glass, via the sun, to heat up your pot while it's in a bowl. When it starts smoking, start inhaling. Doesn't leave the butane taste in your mouth.

That hippy was so anti-establishment he only did solar hoots.

by sums420 May 23, 2009