Herb

An all around piss poor person with a loathsome presence that warrants being smacked across the side the head.

Former New York Knick, Kristaps Porzingis is a herb.

by PWAR May 22, 2019

Gateway herb

A very hot pepper that causes sensory overload requiring one to always need something hotter.

I just ate pure cayenne, and you know, that's a gateway herb. I need the scorpion mash stat!

by The Barnhouse September 15, 2017

Herb

a schlumpy, nondescript white guy with no fashion sense, chin, or sexual gravitas, who has managed to hook up with a cute chick. Herbs usually wear satchels to nightclubs and button down collar shirts with the Hanes undershirt peaking through at the neck. They love anything khaki and are not embarrassed to be seen wearing fanny packs or sandals. A super herb takes it up a notch with white athletic socks and an extra-large t-shirt to hide his man boobs. They have a walk that can be best described as looking like they are carrying a load in their pants. They will annoy you just by being there. The fact that a herb will have usually managed to score a cute yuppie chick will fill you with violent feelings toward him.

He's such a Herb, And of course his girlfriend is cute.

by Saltybull September 24, 2017

mediterranean herb

A person (specifically the female gender) who is very lazy, doesnt get out much but has great friends and brags about them to evey one

Oh Mediterranean herb!!!! Shut up

by SmollBLT July 15, 2017

herb whore

A Bitch who smokes everyone's weed without returning the favor.

Kathy's such a herb whore ! I don't like smoking her up!

by Woodsyraulf July 1, 2017

Dick Herbs

When severed (dead)animal penises are used as compost for crops

"I went down to the supermarket to buy some more dick herbs"

by Crazydudejosh March 4, 2018

herb nerd

A nerd that's gets his/ her pleasures out of weed

Hey guys i might become a herb nerd

by herbnerd July 4, 2016