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Gift Narc

A person who tells the recipient of a gift what the gift is before the person actually receives it.
During the Christmas Holiday, the wife called her husbands place of employment looking for him. Despite knowing he had stepped out to buy his wife something at Tiffany's, the phone receptionist answered, "He's at Tiffanys shopping."
To which the wife responded, "He's going to but me something at Tiffanys!!!" A co-worker called the phone receptionist a "gift narc" for ruining the holiday surprise.
by bonafied cracker December 30, 2011
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throat gift

A simple but not abrupt way to ask a female for oral sex.
I had day at work, I sure can you a throat gift.
by skillcraft9211 October 9, 2014
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gift rat

Someone who claims credit for another person's deeds.
When your mom buys you a present for christmas and the card says "from: mom and dad". Your dad is the gift rat

When a successful operation is done and the patient thanks god before thanking the surgeon. In that case, god is the gift rat.
by atheneum November 2, 2013
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me-gifting

To buy a gift for another, with the intent of heavily using and possibly overtaking the gift. Named in the spirit of re-gifting.
Keith: It's impossible to buy for Sara, she's so picky. I figure I'll buy her a dirtbike, and since she hates motorsports, I get a dirtbike.

Conrad: Ah, me-gifting at it's finest.
by Reckoner7 May 30, 2009
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hit gift

When an abuser gives a gift in an attempt to make up for an instance of abuse. The victim takes this as an apology or promise of change and things go back to normal, with normal being a short period of time until the abuse happens again.
Nita: Carlos just bought me this car! Look, Girls!
Sasha: That new black car, matches your black eye.
Stacey: Another hit gift, huh?
by Ellebeedub June 10, 2019
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Revenge-Gift

When your friend tells you they got you a present, but decided not to tell you what it is before the d-day. Instead of waiting all alone, you also get them a present and let them receive it on the same day, so you both have the expectations for the same amount of time.
Jordan is such an amazing friend, he got me a present two weeks before my birthday, while waiting, I am making him a painting without telling him what it will be, this is my revenge-gift, because revenge gifting is a thing.
by yoyo42 July 18, 2018
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mystery gift

What you find when you stick long objects in holes that are too small.
David found a mystery gift in his friends hole.
by NAGS October 31, 2013
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