gotta luhan

To leave something just like how Luhan leaved Exo

Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Gotta Luhan *leaves*

by Do not follow akreplu on insta August 17, 2017

Gotta Hydrate

A gay euphemism referring to going to a gay bar to “hydrate” on sexual fluids

I gotta hydrate tonight!

by randomlycarrot May 21, 2018

gotta make mayonnaise

Masturbate using lotion

Bye gotta make mayonnaise

by Samson43 December 5, 2019

Gotta get a grip

The famous quote from hotline Miami 2 during the level apocalypse the son takes too many pills and then says this famous line

Who the fuck cares if Manny pardo has thick skin I gotta get a grip

"No furry shit"
The henchman from hotline Miami 2

by The son hotline Miami 2 January 16, 2021

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

Frequent vocal reminders regarding a task that you need to complete but have not yet

I have to pick up my medicine and oh I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

by Klauspes May 20, 2021

Just gotta give the dog a kong

Euphemism for quickly bopping the bacon prior to a mutually agreed upon event or outing.

I'll meet you at the bar shortly, I just gotta give the dog a kong.

by Tyler-Leach June 15, 2022

You gotta be dry humpin me!

Much more impactful, thrilling and hilarious way to say 'You gotta be kidding me!' with umph.

Mary: Hey, John. I stayed over at your friend's house last night but woke up in the middle of the woods on my hands & knees in a pile of dirt with a condom up my butt, but I swear I would never cheat on you.
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!

by yougottabedryhumpinme March 13, 2023