by kevinlegnard December 13, 2018
Get the shut your fuckmug. by Dan Devine September 17, 2003
Get the shut your fuckmug. by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022
Get the Find your fuckmug. A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.
Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.
You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.
You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.
by Cougar the Man June 20, 2007
Get the Calm Your Fuckmug. Its when a dude is so freakin lonely and can't find a girl he literally fucks a juicebox.
Its the only thing that will squirt sticky liquid on his dick. He believes he can taste it through his dick. People like him need to get out more.
Its the only thing that will squirt sticky liquid on his dick. He believes he can taste it through his dick. People like him need to get out more.
by Jacksonh14 January 7, 2015
Get the fuck off your juicemug. by QUAC69 May 19, 2019
Get the youre fucking gaymug. 1. A phrase referring to one's inability to score.
2. Sometimes refers to someone not satisfying a woman.
2. Sometimes refers to someone not satisfying a woman.
by T3h0o8er5pAzZ July 7, 2010
Get the Your Fuck is Shitmug.