imperial rooster

noun; a person who is the ring leader or the big cheese a person who peforms well in all they do

He is the imperial rooster at the track

by dirtracer8080 August 20, 2012

Wet rooster

The act of wet farting on the pussy or cock to provide lubricant, then having intercourse

Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!

by Tavid Johnson August 27, 2022

Dirt Rooster

"Dirt Rooster" is a term for any vehicle throwing a rooster tail of dirt as it accelerates. Typically this is shortened to "roosted" when describing someone on the receiving end of a rooster tail. For instance racers coming off the starting line behind a faster racer get roosted by a dirt rooster.

My new mud knobs turned my bike into a serious dirt rooster. The paddle tires on that mud truck make it a dirt rooster.

by Hon Zuki September 5, 2021

Rooster Eye

Getting up before 6am and ejaculating in your partners face and eye region

Paul said his girl slept too long so he was gonna give her the ol rooster eye.

by Slim trimmer September 18, 2020

naked rooster

Naked Rooster refers to any male starring in a pornographic film who appears to be a drug addict, usually lanky men missing teeth with bad haircuts.

I was hoping to rub one out to this porn clip, but the naked rooster getting his ass pounced by the chick with a strap-on ruined it for me.

by GingerMedic May 12, 2016

Dirty Rooster

When a guy takes a picture of his penis with filthy hands with the tip touching the steering wheel

Oh girl, I just got send a dirty rooster

by Taylor5234 November 7, 2023

Procrastination Rooster

The consequence of procrastination is call Procrastination Rooster. Multiple consequences of multiple acts of procrastination will yield Procrastination Roosters. Procrastination Roosters need immediate attention, or they will make a lot of noise. Procrastination Roosters are easy to keep as pets - ignoring it keeps them around. Procrastination Roosters appear when you least expect it. In some cases, you know when you will be getting a visit from Procrastination Roosters.

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.

It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with that next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023