march of the elephants

When a group of males march on their hands and knees in a circle, naked, while holding on to the penis of the person marching in front of them.

This usually happens during a group, club, or fraternity hazing.

Billy: what did you have to do to get into the secret society last semester?

Tommy: don't tell anyone... but they had us do the march of the elephants blindfolded! Jimmy totally got a boner!

by scrandyrandy November 28, 2015

Elephant Throttling

When you hook up with a land whale and you go full ham into her asshole.

Last night I went elephant throttling with Betty from fat camp, shit's honestly lit!

by MereMoneyWitAPony42069GangGang May 26, 2019

Drunken Elephant

When you teabag someone in the Roman War Helmet formation (placing one testical in each eye so the penis hangs down the nose to resemble a Roman War Helmet) and they begin to struggle causing your now flaccid member to bounce about Thierry face like the trunk of a stumbling drunk elephant.

I had her in a perfect Roman war helmet until she awoke horrified and it devolved into a drunken elephant, she sucks.

by Torrid Feltchgoddess January 8, 2018

Elephant racing

The act of big rig semi-trucks slowly passing each other on the freeway, obstructing private motorists and substantially slowing the overall speed of traffic.

German origin.

My commute took forty minutes longer than expected because all of the damn elephant racing.

by connorology March 21, 2017

danish elephant

When you use cream cheese as lube for anal sex. Preferably strawberry for the asthetic of the color, but original will work ok in a pinch.

I had the best danish elephant in the Panera's men's room the other morning.

by DanishTrunk October 26, 2019

elephant foot

The fatter cousin of the camel toe. The pussy area of a fat chick. Commonly seen at Walmarts around the country, and can be an extension of the FUPA.

That chick was so fat her camel toe turned into an elephant foot.

by The real Harry T Bagger October 20, 2013

Pink Elephant

When you draw a cartoon pink elephant on a sheet of paper but leave a hole where the trunk should be, then stick your penis through the hole, take a picture in a mirror, and send it to your friends as a joke.

Dusty pulled the old Pink Elephant on his friends.

by Meat Shower February 17, 2020