That NYE party got a little crazy last night. I had 4 bowls of taco soup and then some crazy girl brought me into the closet. She started attacking my balls and I was so excited that I farted. The Earl Grey Duster didn't faze her.
by Slapper Al December 31, 2024

by Eunice 1 December 13, 2022

Possibly the biggest man on the face of the Earth. Although that would be an irrelevant mention as he dwarfs the Earth several hundred thousands of times over. Don't even begin to mention a diet in front of this man as he may become aggressive. Hide the women and CHILDREN.
by Psychotic68 February 21, 2024

a bad pitcher in baseball. earl is specifically used to refer to a pitcher opposing the university of florida at their home ballpark, especially when heckling.
the tradition of earl was started in the 90s when an opposing baseball team replaced a bad pitcher named earl with an equally bad pitcher. this lead a student to call him earl well. the nickname stuck and a tradition was born at the university of florida.
earl is also used in other sports occasionally around the university.
the tradition of earl was started in the 90s when an opposing baseball team replaced a bad pitcher named earl with an equally bad pitcher. this lead a student to call him earl well. the nickname stuck and a tradition was born at the university of florida.
earl is also used in other sports occasionally around the university.
“uh oh, earl’s in trouble!” in a 3-0 count
“you already pitched to him earl!” “and not very well” when attempting to pick off a walked base runner
“and starting pitcher number __, -name-“ “otherwise known as:“ “EARL”
“you already pitched to him earl!” “and not very well” when attempting to pick off a walked base runner
“and starting pitcher number __, -name-“ “otherwise known as:“ “EARL”
by BigWolf15 May 4, 2024

Another term used to describe marijuana of a Higher potency or THC percentage. One tends to abscond to a solitary area to partake in the Earl, Rarely will the Earl be smoked with the “Boys” unless cold ones are cracked. In short the Earl is a Blessing.
by Lil’ House Fire November 21, 2019

When your partner is face down a** up, and you take yo tongue n swirl that lil hole like an ice cream cone till the bed flood like Noah’s ark.
Her: Who are you and how’d you get in my house?
You: Baby I ain’t never came to shake up yo world, I just came to give you The “Stanley earl swirl”that make yo toes curl yadigg my flow?
You: Baby I ain’t never came to shake up yo world, I just came to give you The “Stanley earl swirl”that make yo toes curl yadigg my flow?
by RockyMillion March 27, 2025

BUMBOOOOOOOOOCLLLAATTT
by unmarketable tomato March 25, 2025
