dumbingest

When someone says something so unbelievably stupid and unheard of, that there is simply no dumber solution to a problem that could have been suggested. Mostly used in political disagreements.

Suggesting that we simply rid American health care of insurance companies and allow doctors to fight for business directly with patients (with no safety net of long term or intensive care) is the dumbingest solution to the US healthcare crisis I've ever heard.

by BruceLeah July 24, 2017

Dabbin Dumplings

When you're at the end of the toothpaste (or anything in a tube) and you're trying to get that last bit out.

Yo Ma! We need more toothpaste. I'm Dabbin Dumplings ova here.

by sachemisms December 5, 2017

dabbing on them folks

Dabbing on them folks means when you yeet someone out of a deal and then hit "the dab" in their faces. Many people cannot do the proper technique to get the full effect, so to learn the proper technique, practice before you decide to " dab on them folks"

You: Hey Chad , I'll pay you 75 dollars for the finest drugs.
Chad: I do love drugs, but 75 dollars is a lot of money.
Chad: *Gives drugs to you*
You: *Dabbing on them folks*
Chad: What was that?
You: *Runs away*

by BigDaddyTripod May 4, 2018

Dublin, Texas

Dublin, Texas is a small good for nothing town in Texas. You are either a dairy farmer, teacher or banker and everyone in your family will also become one of the three mentioned. In between the last High School football game of the season and the first High School football game of the next season all people do is sit in their rooms and stair out the window to see if anyone happens to be outside tossing a football so they will have something to do. IF anyone happens to be tossing a football around it will be covered by the local paper and everyone will be in the coffee shops talking about for weeks.

Did you hear about the kids tossing the football around in Dublin, Texas?

by Shamrock the Lion June 11, 2018

Dubinsky

Someone who doesn't know how to grade a paper within a month of his students handing it in.

Yo did he put the grades in for the essay we did on the first week? Nah he's Dubinsky, that's never going in.

by Basual Bard Baucus November 27, 2018

Dabbing

Someone dabs* Someone else: is that a sign of affection? *they start making out* someone else (let’s call him gunnar): lets take this to my room! *winks* someone who dabbed (lets call them Brodie): i’d Like to do that. *they get to the hotel room, still making out furiously* Gunnar: I’ve done this a lot with other guys, so let me lead, ok? Brodie: all right. *gunnar reaches into Brodie’s pants, pulling out Brodie’s douche cock* gunnar: wow! This is at least 40” bigger than mine!! *gunnar pulls down his pants* brodie: wow I can put my douche cock into your op, because yours is inverted! Gunnar: I know! It’s great right!!! *they get to the bed, feeling aroused, they both dab, furiously until wet and sweaty* gunnar: ok, I’m ready: Brodie: *to be continued...*

Brodie loves dabbing on gunnar. It just made Him feel so... good!

by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019

Dublin dong

A very long penis with an abnormally large and a mishapen head sometimes resembling a shamrock.

Mike’s got that Dublin dong which is as rare as finding a four leaf clover.

by MakeItSexy July 11, 2019