Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.

What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.

by Americanjap June 18, 2011

dorito gene

The inheritance of a gene that has the unfortunate side effect of making one’s feet smell like Doritos.

Unfortunately, Zane has inherited the Dorito gene. Now his feet smell like Doritos.

by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018

Doritos

A chip that makes a gamer go insane

Gamer 1: bro you know what Doritos are

Gamer 2: nah bro

Gamer 1: one sec gotta put my dick in a bag of Doritos and make my bitch suck the dust off the tip

Gamer 1’s bitch: (moaning) oh yeah

Gamer 2: bro get me some fucking Doritos

by Anotherwiseguywholikespussy January 3, 2022

dorito

Riley

that Riley kid looks like a dorito

by haroldmandude December 4, 2023

dorito

one of the most popular religions in southern countries

henlo almighty dorito i have come to sacrifice my toes to you almighty, righteous being

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

Johny Dorito

One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."

by nitereeper10 February 10, 2010

dorito puff

A useless couch potato in other words a person that just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore

A dorito puff is a person who just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore. In other words a couch potato who has been hurt so much they chose the silliest name just because that's how they feel. Silly and misunderstood.

by Lizzy the potato queen May 13, 2017