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Dingleberry 

A foreign object; turd, or burrs stuck in the hair behind an mammals butthole
I wish my cat wasn’t didn’t have a dingleberry.
Dingleberry by Sunny83 May 9, 2018

DingleBerry Mist 

When you accumulate front and back dingleberries from not bathing and the debris is an oily mist that is released as the garmets are removed
Damn that dude ain't showered in months and the debris after he uses the bathroom that's left on the toilet seat is a rare form of DingleBerry mist.
DingleBerry Mist by Mist agent November 23, 2019

dingleberry 

A dingleberry is a piece of poop hanging from one's butt. It most commonly occurs on dogs, but it is very possible to happen to humans.
Shit. Buddy has a dingleberry again.
dingleberry by BubbleButt_29 April 25, 2020

Reversed dingleberry 

An agglutination of your sexual partner's shit in your pubic hair resulting from anal sex.
-Shit, Mark, you don't smell so fresh bra.

-You tellin' me bra, I got me some reversed dingleberry from that bitch Suzy.

-Balls.
Reversed dingleberry by Pillsdenis October 19, 2010

dingleberry puller whore 

Is a nasty bitch that likes to invite men and women to take a dump at her house, she intentionally provides you with low quality toilet paper and has a sign that says "please wet the paper before whipping", to make sure the victim builds enough and proper dingle berries, as the victim leaves the toilet she is waiting outside with her sharp nails usually with shiny red polish ready to turn you around pull your underwear down and give you the most painful pull you ever experienced, with her teeth clenched and her eyes maniacally fixed on your crack, she rapidly inserts her open hand on your ass grabs as a many dingle berries as she can and finally proceeds to pull very hard. She draws pleasure of feeling the hairs breaking out of your crack and the sensation of having a handful of dingleberries, she can hardly make a fist. If the dingleberry puller whore is in extreme rage she indulges in stuffing the mouth of her victim with the extracted berries and to kick the victims crack with her also shiny red hills.
Seth: Jack you remember Susan from Marketing?

Jack: the one with the shiny red nails and hills right?

Seth:she is a dingleberry puller whore, my advice, never take a dump at her's.

dingleberry 

Everyone knows what they are! The question is: Why aren't they called dangleberries?
Q: name a berry that is not good in a pie.

A: dingleberry
dingleberry by SEVEN CARD December 6, 2006