dexter daddy

the funniest man on urban dictionary to exist, absolutely LOVES dexters and ABHORS axels.

"Wait! That guy just punched my friend Axel!"
"Oh that guy is a Dexter Daddy!"

by anonymous February 3, 2021

the Dexter Dilemma

When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)

"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."

by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024

Pulling a Dexter!

Someone who misses a record by just a few milliseconds and disappoints all the spectators.

Source: (Trackmania Streamer: DexteR771)

Gamer misses a record by X milliseconds.
Chat: "Damn he is again pulling a Dexter!"

by aenix May 28, 2022

Dexter Reed

Dexter reed (from good burger) is the most amazing person ever, he is also very meme-able. Ever since i started to worship Dexter Reed my life has become so much better. You should try to worship Dexter Reed, your life will become 1000x better. Trust me.

LOOK ITS DEXTER REED.
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*

by bigdicklover1227 June 26, 2021

dexter cat

A fat badass cat that will shit in your bushes

There's Dexter Cat, crappin' in those bushes again

by Bossboy510 July 6, 2019

Dexter

Dexters are the nicest people you'll ever meet. They are very friendly,kind and one of the best fiends you'll ever have. They are incredibly supportive and will be willing to give you their shoulder to cry on if you are in a rut and will always help you! They are super fun and funny and you will always enjoy their company.

Dexters a real one.

by SuperSceneFreakqwq March 30, 2023

Dexter Loh

Dumpling King

"hey man, what you doing tonight? Keen on a car meet?"

"I dunno man, I think I might just pull a Dexter Loh and go chow down on dumplings"

by Merc guy November 6, 2019