If you are on your way to get some poontang from RAH and you suck at driving, you're driving fast, and it's on a gravel road (which you're pretty screwed)you'll most likely wreck so then you have to tell your mommy you were in the process of "hitting a deer". So then everyone will make fun of you, and they know what truly happened and you have only owned your truck for a little over a week and then you have to pay $1,000 cuz you "hit a deer".
Man, have you heard about that Matt Osbourne guy. He supposedly "hit a deer". That's what he told his mommy cuz he sucked so bad at driving cuz he was trying to get some from RAH. What a fagel.
by Raymond Garcia April 7, 2005
Get the hitting a deermug. Deer in the Headlights is a great game when 2 people dress up in a 1 deer costume and walk in front of cars unexpectedly and hope to not get it.
This is best to do in a neighborhood or school zone.
Best to do at night.
This is best to do in a neighborhood or school zone.
Best to do at night.
Alex and Greg dressed in a deer costume, walked to the end of the neighborhood, his and waited for oncoming cars to come. Must be at night.
Deer in the Headlights.
Deer in the Headlights.
by A Retarted February 17, 2014
Get the Deer in the Headlightsmug. cames from russian "Alenism" which refers to women, who use emotional suppression of husband, to manipulate or comand him. MOst often you can checkthisout if you try to stay at appartements of woman more than for 3 days, even if She invite you to stay. for 3 days nice woman turns into deer hunter who try to comand you, because you live at her appartments.
So technically this is a Venus trap for male when woman try to estrangle man, by coocking food, and comand to man kinda "wash a grill", and if he refuse to so so - next step if strong emotional pushing on him.
Other way you can buy already baked food, and do no have a headache with washing, because it's economically not so nice investment of time (you can compare it to your wage).
Thats why its important to be in equal position to woman, and base relations on love from woman side only (or else - all that dating stuff, will looks lite trading, and gifts of new deer)
So technically this is a Venus trap for male when woman try to estrangle man, by coocking food, and comand to man kinda "wash a grill", and if he refuse to so so - next step if strong emotional pushing on him.
Other way you can buy already baked food, and do no have a headache with washing, because it's economically not so nice investment of time (you can compare it to your wage).
Thats why its important to be in equal position to woman, and base relations on love from woman side only (or else - all that dating stuff, will looks lite trading, and gifts of new deer)
I don't want to be another deer of that slut, so i jumpout from that "relations" - i don;t like deer hunting
by CaptnO February 22, 2015
Get the deer huntingmug. going out with a bright spot light, looking at does and bucks in rut while yelling 'shes bleeding shes bleeding TIME FOR BREEDING!' then you try to hit a doe with your truck, get some meat and leave it there.
by coon bashing king October 28, 2006
Get the deer shiningmug. While Fucking a girl doggy style the man brings his hands up to his ears spread out and sqweels loudly.
by Joshua Muller , Joe Laucht, Justin Reeder July 19, 2006
Get the deer antlersmug. by G.Coe JR June 12, 2010
Get the Deer Meatmug. a sloppy, sweet kiss to the lips involving your tongue between your lips. You have to give just a little lick.
by Scoopzilla June 17, 2004
Get the deer kissmug.