Curly Hair Shrinkage

Baby, it's not bald-headed... ITS SHRINKAGE!

-Has your hair ever got shorter in the cold wind when blowdried?

THAT'S A SIGN OF SHRINKAGE!
- You washed your hair and your curls get tighter and shorter? SHRINKAGE
(Happy Black History Month)

To all my beautiful/handsome black women/men who struggle with Curly Hair Shrinkage... Your hair is beautiful the way it is, You don't need to forcefully stretch your hair out to feel powerful... Embrace your shrinkage sis!
Curly hair shrinkage: The state of curly hair in which curls get tighter and become shorter than usual.

by Black Girl Problems - February 15, 2022

Doing a Curly

When you say you're having one more pint and going home but you have another 5.

Doing a Curly and having 5 more.

by Mlbf September 19, 2025

Curly (Mouthwashing)

He is 40ish, all you need to know is that he was the captain of the Tuplar, Mouth washing (game). AND he is a bitch for not stopping Jimmy from crashing the ship and getting blamed for it while basically being a living crisp. He witnesses everyone get killed (and eats his leg) and then gets into the freeze pod that will most likely never get discovered.

"Curly (Mouthwashing) is my favorite character of mouthwashing"
NO HE IS NOT!!!! You clearly just feel bad he got burnt. He could've confronted Jimmy (Mouthwashing) about raping Anya (Mouthwashing)

by Femtalover January 2, 2025

Snap a Curly

prematurely cutting off a coincidentally curly shit

" I had to snap a curly real quick and get back to my date before denice noticed i was gone"

by Mahurtma January 22, 2010

Curly Boi

The curly boi's are a legion of 3 douches with curly hair. They are admired by everyone and they assert their dominance. Their Curly Boi Queen controls them. They are all quite long.

Person: Woah! Those Curly Boi's sure are curly.
Curly Boi Queen: I get them this weekend.

by maxresdefault October 25, 2019

Curly Crowe

Mini Maximus.

Mutual Acquaintance- Curly Crowe, have youm met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet it was yours.

Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the epic and hilarious things that happen to us. I'm just too much for anybody in my mind, I'm headstrong enough to do anything and take on anyone.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Curly sunshine

The Pubic hair around your but hole.

It’s so hot my curly sunshines are getting tangled.

by Drizzletizzle August 5, 2022