Crotch talk

When you are making love but the girl/guy is not reaching their high point, move your face to their crotch and gave it a little pep talk and then finish.
Howard and I were banging and I could reach it so he crotch talked me and I reached it!
by The bigg papa December 15, 2015
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sex crotch

a crotch that is smelly and moist proceeding sexual intercourse. Sex crotch happens after intercourse.
Alexandra said, "I must take a shower before work because i have sex crotch."

Johnathan said, "Let's have sex before i take a shower so that i don't go to bed with sex crotch"

Leta said, "I love the smell of sex crotch in the morning "
by skjco February 29, 2016
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Circus crotch

The unattractive, diamond pattern where the lines converge on vertically striped pants that lead the eye right to the crotch area.
I would buy these pajamas, but the pants will give me really bad circus crotch.
by Vastrix July 03, 2010
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crotch hunter

The process of making a sexual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. Generally followed by awkward and embarassing thigh touching and empty grabs.
I was in bed with Mike last night and he was so hot I was tryin to make a move and grab his dick but I couldnt find it in his jeans! I was totally a crotch hunter. *sigh*
by RielyTaylor March 04, 2009
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Crotch lunch

A lunch you have where your meal is sitting between your legs (in your crotch) when driving. This meal is very common to busy people who have no time to sit down and eat so they drive and eat at the same time.
Person 1: "I have to get to work but i havent eaten yet!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"
by jaytee15 December 25, 2011
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crotch sauce

Jizz. Cum. The liquid secretion product brought about, frequently via orgasm.
Bitches are ravenous for my crotch sauce.
by J Plasma Funk Mastah February 15, 2017
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crotch-gazer

One who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area - be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.
"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."

"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."
by June Monsoon October 08, 2013
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