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crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.
Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"
by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015
mugGet the crawled up your leg and bit your bollockmug.

crawling tiger

A sexual move where you are on all fours and dragging your nuts on the ground. The friction from this action causes the ballsack to warm up. The man then pounces on the woman, supplying her with warmth and affection from the nuts alone.
Omg Becky, last night when I was with Tom we were getting all kinky and shit when all of a sudden he did the Crawling Tiger. My pussy was wetter than Niagara Falls itself that night
by Durkmcgurk May 8, 2018
mugGet the crawling tigermug.

crawl

crawl (to lay and move hands and feet)
by thanospurplegrap April 24, 2022
mugGet the crawlmug.

cois crawl

the act of an impatient and idiotic Quebecois creeping across the intersection in anticipation of the light turning green, often times landing the individual half-way through the intersection or farther before the light changes.
That fat, toothless Quebecois man just cois crawled his way throught the whole intersection!
by nuck chorris November 27, 2013
mugGet the cois crawlmug.

pool crawl

A Pool Crawl works like a pub crawl. The events are put together by hosts and tickets grant you access to different pools and bars with no covers, great drink specials, possibly a free drink at each venue, drinking games, private party hosts and guided walking tour between venues, or sometime shuttle service. This is usually a ticket or wristband purchase event.
Hey lets check out this hip new pool crawl in Marbella! I hear the party at the last venue is epic!
by poolcrawldefiner November 1, 2019
mugGet the pool crawlmug.
sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.
guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass
by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021
mugGet the Crawling/crawled out of satans assmug.

Crawls

A sickness or illness where a person cannot stand or walk to toilet from either vomiting or diarrhea or both. So they must crawl.
I won't make it to work today boss got a bad case of the crawls.
by Road1nner April 6, 2024
mugGet the Crawlsmug.

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