When there's been a noticably long period of time in which a person has made no online posts, they are suspected to be in a digital coma - therefore unable to post any updates.
"Have you heard anything from Charlie lately?"
"No, and he hasen't posted anything either"
"He must be in a digital coma"
"No, and he hasen't posted anything either"
"He must be in a digital coma"
by 5ghayter January 13, 2015
Get the Digital comamug. Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!
Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.
The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.
The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
by Richard Kessler January 11, 2018
Get the Nut Comamug. A thunderous kick delivered by a high ormlie tinker that leaves the attackee in a coma (probably for the rest of his/her days)
Wee Stooge laid that lad out wie a coma kick!
I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face
I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye
I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face
I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye
by The Troof Thairy October 9, 2011
Get the Coma Kickmug. - When you smoke so much weed that your stuck & can't move or very slow in speech or movement. Your basically Gone & out of it.
Oh shit man that is some good weed, i cant even move. It feels like i'm in a Blunt Coma.
Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.
She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.
Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.
She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.
by Tiffany Cash January 1, 2012
Get the Blunt Comamug. Alice was late for her doctor's appointment because she started cuddling with her cat and fell into a kitty coma.
by PoisonFireflies July 1, 2011
Get the Kitty Comamug. When a person is so engrossed in a book they are unable to stop reading it until they finish the book.
She spend the entire day in a book coma, refusing to eat or take a break. When she got to the end and finally shut the book with a sigh of satisfaction, she realized she was starving and REALLY had to pee!
by Frael August 19, 2013
Get the Book Comamug. noun
A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.
A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.
“Have you seen Katherine the past few days?” “Nah man, she’s in a Mumford coma trying to figure out the meaning of her own existence.”
by charisel December 11, 2013
Get the Mumford Comamug.