stoner cold

getting the sniffles after heavy use of cannabis either caught from passing joints or the lack of vitamin c attributed to weed smokers

whats wrong with you man

ah man Ive got another stoner cold that's the second one this month

by cosmic-rolley September 10, 2013

cold gold

Miller High Life longneck

an iced out bottle of cold gold will hit the spot

by HansHansHans February 26, 2011

Cold Ketchup

The remnants of blood on your dick from recently having intercourse with a dead woman that has been mensturating.

"Bro I had such a good time with my lady last night but the only problem is that I got cold ketchup on my dick"

by Yamanjc September 18, 2016

cold cash

ready money

I got the cold cash to pay for that car

by nick_g August 14, 2011

Wivenhoe Cold

A hangover, especially one on a week day that prevents one from attending work, or greatly reduces one's productivity while at work. Named after the small drinking town of Wivenhoe, Essex, UK.

"I didn't get much done at work today. I went to the pub last night and had a terrible Wivenhoe Cold this morning."

by grimdownsouth July 22, 2012

Fool's cold

When a can or bottle feels cold on outside but is not because it was only recently added to the cooler.

Don't open that can, it's fool's cold!

by Bumpyjonas November 27, 2016

Cold Candy

What rednecks call ice-cream.

Hey Brandine, go get momma some cold candy.

by Tbrambo January 2, 2012