The now standard practice of hiring acceptably hot babes to serve your coffee at those quickie espresso drive-thrus like Dutch Bros. They're bubbly and hot enough for a little happy flirting while you wait (good up-sell and tip inspiration) but not so hot that you're distracted from ordering. Also known as coffee candy or drive thru hotties.
Mark: Dude, I love the coffee babes at Pony Espresso!
Tony: I know! There's one exceptionally hot hottie at the Dutch Bros on W 11th who started attracting a crowd. She'll prolly get fired, yuh.
Mark (sad): Yeah.
Tony: I know! There's one exceptionally hot hottie at the Dutch Bros on W 11th who started attracting a crowd. She'll prolly get fired, yuh.
Mark (sad): Yeah.
by j-geek March 24, 2008
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by TToddTodd's friend May 18, 2016
Get the Todd the coffee mug.Office Coffee is any type of alcohol, but usually as liquor added to coffee, that is consumed while in the office and on the clock. Like it's sister term, "Road Soda," Office Coffee is generally illegal in most states and may constitute grounds for corrective action/termination/legal action.
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Person B: "You should invite her out for a cup of coffee. Coffee chats are both casual and professional. But don't go where they play elevator music."
Person B: "You should invite her out for a cup of coffee. Coffee chats are both casual and professional. But don't go where they play elevator music."
by Priyana July 22, 2018
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When you fill a coffee cup up with urine and leave it in the bathroom.
Alternatively, a mixture of blonde roast coffee with urine. Salty coffee with a hint of citrus also works a substitute, and is the variety sold in cafés.
When you fill a coffee cup up with urine and leave it in the bathroom.
Alternatively, a mixture of blonde roast coffee with urine. Salty coffee with a hint of citrus also works a substitute, and is the variety sold in cafés.
Person 1: Somebody left this cup of coffee in the bathroom.
Person 2: Maybe its a fresh brew of a Hartford Coffee.
Person 2: Maybe its a fresh brew of a Hartford Coffee.
by Leuman September 30, 2022
Get the Hartford Coffee mug.1. When you have consumed too much coffee and you feel like your gutts are curling up.
2. A caffeine overdose.
2. A caffeine overdose.
Fuck me, I'm coffeed out. I've been drinking this shit all day It's like engine oil and my insides are curling up.
by tennooge May 3, 2011
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