Chrisgasm

Chrisgasm is described as intense vaginal and clitoral orgasms which are numerous within one fucking session. Chrisgasm is a service provided by a sexy black man named Chris, with a cock the size of a PBR tall boy. Chrisgasm is granted to a lucky lady who can be submissive and allow for Chris to work his magic. Said Lady, must be complicit with allowing the process to unfold (just lay back and enjoy). The skill set of the Chris providing the Chrisgasm is characterized by his keen observation skills. He is able to push back his own needs until the fortunate lady has as many Chrisgasms as Chris decides. The receiver of the Chrisgasm must be prepared for a wet mess with lots of repeated squirting.

Text to Chris:

I’ m craving a Chrisgasm - you around later? I need to suck on a PBR tall boy aka Your Dick!

Attached - nude selfie- BaM!
Reply from Chris:
When you cumin over, squirt?

Text to Chris:

Be over later - need your Chrisgasms(plural) as the perfect ending to my night.

Attached - selfie of DD’s with hard pink nips
Reply:
👍🏾

by RedHeadNurse May 6, 2025

chrisill

To "chrisill "is to make slander, joke, negatively comment on social media in a pseudo , humorous, ironic radical way .

Often of very obscure talented and minor celebrities , musical and comedic acts !!

Goodness he's in "chrisill "mode , making cheeky comments of Baz in the Wakefield Mens club in 1987 on Facebook where he wont be traced !! Thats Chris for you , does his wife know about this ?

by gab wimborne June 28, 2025

lando-carisian

the name of lando carisian

and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less

its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini

lando-carisian: hey you see that football game yesterday?
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando

by chisseled July 16, 2022