Turd Burglar

The act of sneaking up on a drunk passed out girl at a party and having anal sex with her. The next morning she will wake up and realize her ass cherry has been stolen

Damn did you hear about that party lat night, Brittany lost her ass cherry to a Turd Burglar.

by carolina hitman November 7, 2010

Terd Burglar

The toilette bowl, bathroom

1) I Got to go see the Terd Burglar
2) See ya later Terd Burglar

by Randys spicy November 22, 2006

turkey burglar

Somebody who sucks major cock, and at the same time sounds like a turkey.

Gobble gobble on this dick.

You're a real turkey burglar

by Mightymeatyman March 2, 2016

cunt burglar

The theft of a poor womans 'cunt' can be rather painful but most often very pleasurable. In the words of Steve 'Its not rape its just surprise sex'

oh dear god my cunt just got burgled lol who was that cunt burglar how dare they invade my vaginal area without my consent! pfft silly boy!

by fatmat1210 April 22, 2007

turd burglar

greg heffley

it's the bass solo, turd burglar, don't you know anything about music

by kalosianlitten December 28, 2021

Cunt Burglar

A male who grabs a female by their pussy without their consent and starts to finger them, and then proceeds to have sex.

Male: (Grabs her by the pussy)
Female: Oh My god, it feels so nice.
Male:(fingers her)
Female: Oh my god! Ughhhhhhhh!
Male: Has sex with her.

Female the next day: Oh my god what a cunt burglar you were last night!

by W_M_J January 5, 2017

Turd Burglar

The guy that comes to your house to empty your septic tank when it is full.

It's been a couple of years since we've had the septic tank pumped out, so we made a phone call, and out came the Turd Burglar to deal with all of my shit.

by Smilesandspace June 18, 2015