broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.

"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."

by lar snort September 14, 2019

daddy broom

when your single parental figure (mom, dad, guardian, etc.) meets someone new and gets completely swept away (like what a broom does) by them to the point where you are invisible and irrelevant in a very short period of time and the only thing important to them is this new person. daddy brooms will blow their cash, give up their time, and overall just simp for this person that's not even that special. daddy brooms are what you wrap around your finger with

sister: " mom is such a daddy broom she's always with that guy!!"
sister 2: "yeah what a bitch

by mexicanita blancita July 12, 2020

Brooming

Another word for sweeping

Hey Shukri wyd?

Shukri: I’m brooming!

by KadabedayKuchus November 27, 2021

Broomed the womb

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.

After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!

by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014

broom-neuver

V. ( broom-nOOver): To sweep around an object in a tight area.

Yesterday I had to broom-neuver around the boxes in the back of the bookstore.

by PH2K June 15, 2009

Smooch Broom

A poor, uneven, sad, mustache. commonly used for cleanup in the smooch department.

Hey hudson! Shave that smooch broom. U perv

by ibartels May 23, 2021

moon broom

A very trimmed small goatee that is longer than the chin so as it resembles a straw broom at the bottom. The Moon part comes in when you go down on your girl friend and it tickles her ass.

Hey! Nice moon broom! Is that baked beans in it?

by Reeguz August 13, 2016