Broom

The brand new automobile

I broomed the fuck away from professor snaps when he asked to see my penis

by Crakspidey February 1, 2022

ball broom

A gay man's mustache

Did you see the guy in the jeans shorts with the huge ball broom?

by mathmonkey March 11, 2009

Broom asso

A gay man sweeping the floor with a broom up his ass that was inserted by a straight man

*sees a broom asso* man one “that shit be bussing”

by kednal338 April 6, 2021

Broomed

The act of shoving a broom up the ass of a young man or woman

Damn, Caleb broomed their whole apartment

by Cokecat87 January 6, 2022

The Broom

A Brititsh slang term for a shotgun

Roy, hand me the broom, I need to crop this man out of existence.

by Colonel Banoffee November 29, 2021

broom service

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.

In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.

by CapnWordsmith January 20, 2016

Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s pants and you spank them with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.

We broom boom’d that nerd so hard! There’s gotta be at least 40 individual bristles on his red ass!

by anonymous August 16, 2021