Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016

rectal broom

When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick

Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!

by cdubz284750 April 18, 2016

Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s shorts/undies so that their butt is showing, and you spank them with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.

We broom boom’d that nerd so hard! There’s gotta be at least 40 individual bristles on his butt!

by anonymous August 16, 2021

Smooch Broom

A poor, uneven, sad, mustache. commonly used for cleanup in the smooch department.

Hey hudson! Shave that smooch broom. U perv

by ibartels May 23, 2021

broom stick

When you hold your balls in-between your legs and then hold your dick in your hand. It forms a broomstick.

Sometimes I got to ride the broom stick when me and the boys play quidditch.

by Finnz April 4, 2021

moon broom

A very trimmed small goatee that is longer than the chin so as it resembles a straw broom at the bottom. The Moon part comes in when you go down on your girl friend and it tickles her ass.

Hey! Nice moon broom! Is that baked beans in it?

by Reeguz August 13, 2016

broom-neuver

V. ( broom-nOOver): To sweep around an object in a tight area.

Yesterday I had to broom-neuver around the boxes in the back of the bookstore.

by PH2K June 15, 2009