Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube

“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

lick her broom

When you eat out a chick with a hairy dick

I thought it was a chick but she had a dick. I'll lick her broom anyways though.

by Micky97 January 29, 2018

Triggers Broom

An object that has had a lot of parts replaced or repaired; it’s in reference to a scene from the 1996 episode sitcom Only Fools and Horses, Heroes and Villains, where the character Trigger talks about how when he worked as Road sweeper he used the same broom for 20 years, and how it has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles

I’ve had to have another new part put in my car, it’s like triggers broom now

by Mister Mango Man September 19, 2023

You bring your broom and dustpan?

Along the lines of having to clean up a huge mess after your wedding in Bordeaux.

A: yo
M: everything good? I’m back!!
A: You bring YOUR BROOM AND DUSTPAN?
M: what you mean?
A: clean up on isle everything, get to work…

by Grtbrs June 2, 2023

Two on the broom, one in the room

The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.

Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!

by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025

fruit of the broom

A homosexual man that likes to sweep.

"Your friend likes to clean alot, huh?"
"Yeah! We call him fruit of the broom!"
".... Oh. That's.... original."

by TeeJayDubDub February 9, 2022

broom

Broom is a member of the super poutre. He is part of the JDD Jewish association. His skin will likely be special even though her never got into the leaderboard. He once was the biggest in agario-play.com in the giant server number 5. If you see him, it would be a good idea to salute him as he likely beat you once in the longest frog imagined in mind.

Oh, look, it’s a super poutre broom, let’s go near him! Shit, be both died while trying to see each other’s name.

by SUPERPOUTRE broom September 14, 2022