Unnecessary Boobies

When a movie, show, or other form of media suddenly shows breasts and/or sexual intercourse, despite it not having anything to do with the story.

Some very unnecessary boobies:

1. I was watching "Watchmen" last night and had to sit through Dr. Manhattan boning a chick, for no apparent reason.

2. I was watching "Babel" last night and the next thing I knew I was watching a fully nude Japanese teenage girl trying to persuade a guy to have sex with her.

3. The "Requiem For A Dream" lesbian anal sex scene was not exactly necessary boobies..

by To Objurgate January 20, 2011

Penis Boobies

Testicles

Suck my penis boobies!

by Paranoid Conspiracy January 5, 2011

booby bumps

When someone takes a hit of cocaine off of a woman's breast

Hey, wanna do some booby bumps?

by Derek Sanders August 29, 2006

booby boink

A more fun way to say titfucking.

We didn't go all the way, but I let him booby boink me.

by SpacemanSpif24 January 6, 2010

boobie phone

When a woman is driving and she does not have a hands-free device, so, she puts the phone on speaker and puts it in her bra between her breasts to talk.

I was driving home from work and there was nothing on the radio, so I called my girlfriend on boobie phone to gossip.

by FitzLovin' December 9, 2009

booby-wrapped

a gift wrapped with things such as duct tape to make it virtually impossible to open

Dude 1: Dude how long has he been at the booby-wrapped present

Dude 2: 2 hours but what he doesn't know is that it is tighty whities

Dude 1: that is some good booby wrapping

by zasquatch December 21, 2009

boobie patrol

the act of searching for a strip club (there must be at least 2 people in a patrol squad if there is only one person then it is a boobie sentry)

My friends and I had just eaten and decided to go on boobie patrol to spend the rest of our night.

by T he Mike F January 11, 2008