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blossom eater

when a man eats out the girl and licks her clean when done
wow your a real blossom eater 😳
by hanredutoit February 4, 2022
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Blossom

Blossom is overall a very annoying girl. She is usually very confident and maybe has a few talents but talks way too much and is just a bit strange. She has a very unique name and a very unique personality. You will never find a more annoying person than a Blossom.
“Hey Blossom”
WOOF WOOF MOOOOO MIAOW NEIGH”
um ok...”
by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020
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BLOSSOM

MY BBG NAME IS BLOSSOM
by SNOW4U November 26, 2020
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BLOSSOM

MY BBG NAME IS BLOSSOM
by SNOW4U November 26, 2020
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Im Blossoming

When you are dating a girl who "steals your heart" and then a tragic breakup. She will always live rent-free within his head.
IM BLOSSOMING MEANS TO FALL FOR SOMEONE
by rolanddidapooincommerce March 23, 2021
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Native American Squash Blossom

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.
Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.
by Phrackster October 2, 2025
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Rot Blossom

Term of endearment towards your spooky girlfriend
"I love my little Rot Blossom" or "As pretty as a Rot Blossom"
by crokiller116 January 12, 2026
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