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Bird

A $100 bill.
"You wanna flip for a bird?"
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Bird

B-b-b-bird bird bird, Bird is the word.
by Sliadonii August 18, 2010
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the bird

the unfortunate turkey to be eaten at a traditional feast such as Thanksgiving or Christmas
by Bungalow Bill February 4, 2007
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Bird

A JET,or other plane
by IYAOYAS December 8, 2003
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birding

1. The act of eating seeds or other foods that avain species would be seen eating, especially sunflower seeds.

2. Slowly eating seeds, one at a time, picking open the shells and leaving them in a messy pile.

3. Any act that resumes behavior of an avain species.
1. There was Alan, birding at his desk again.

2. Due to all of the birding that went on last night, there are shells everywhere that need to be cleaned up.
by JonnyCase September 8, 2008
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Bird

Flying fuck that yells at your window at 5 am and gets you out of bed just so you can shoot one or two of them with your gun and scare the neighbours.
For fuck's sake, the fucking birds are screaming again!
by DeathSpreads August 27, 2017
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A Bird

On July 29, 2019, a new species of aviary was found by a self proclaimed bird who goes by the name of Try "A bird" Stan. This humanoid/aviary communicated to humans in several different languages, but gave us very little information about what he is, how he exists, and if there is many more of his species. He only replies with a mere taunt of his existence by repeating this one phrase, "What kind of bird am I? A Bird. At first, this was all the world thought this magnificent new species could say, until biologists and conspiracy theorists alike began to pressure the bird to speak. After many days of hard work, the aviary finally spoke again, giving one final clue of his existence. He said, "...to connect photosynthesis to the bisector." The researches and theorists were puzzled by his response, and continued to pressure A Bird to speak. The next day, A Bird disappeared, gone with only a piece of his lunch left at the lab. Research about what this A Bird is, continues as the world moves onto the next age.

Update: New Research has found that the Aviary is connected to Quantum Physics and Super Position. Specialists are being brought in to solve the new equation of A Bird's existence. This equation is ((Photosynthesis+Bisector) x Quantum Physics/Superposition= A Bird)
"What kind of bird am I? A Bird
by Soul Flare August 5, 2019
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