bi polar bear

a bi polar bear is a bisexual crazy bear

i went to the sanfrancisco zoo the other day and i got the laugh of a lifetime when i seen my first bi polar bear i know he was a true one as he was acting crazy while fuckin all the other polar bears in its habitat

by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 26, 2009

bi-polar bear

A bi-polar person who sucks at anything and everything he does, but at the same time thinks he does better at anything and everything than everyone around him. He is a self centered piece of shit, and hates to be proven wrong. If you make a mistake or say an answer wrong, he will proceed to call you a dumbass. He refers to the term "karma" a lot. He has been playing guitar for quite a few years, but sounds as if he had just learned yesterday. If you do not act the way he expects you to he will use the phrase "Oh no, it's (your name here)". He often loves annoying people with his bad 'jokes' and retarded self, but if you annoy him long enough, he will get pissed off and ignore you for the rest of the day. When not being annoying, the bi-polar bear grazes on craigslist looking at guitars and other musical instruments to fantasize about. His favorite band is Metallica! He also fantasizes about Kirt Hammett!

Ryan: Uh oh Joe, it's Ryan!
Joe: Oh no Ryan, it's Joe!
Ryan & Joe: AHHH BI-POLAR BEAR RUN AWAY!!!...

by JACK-OFF JILL October 12, 2009

bi-polar

Finding yourself in a threesome with two guys and one girl

When my hand touched a penis that wasn't mine, I knew this threesome had become bi-polar

by Bav Bavaro July 9, 2010

Bi-Polar Butt Disease

A case in which you have very smelly farts sometimes uncontrollably expelling from your anus, but you ate nothing to provoke such an occurrence.

Dude Ian has major Bi-Polar Butt Disease this evening.

by Guitargod10940 April 12, 2009

bi polar bear

A very moody finance manager

Take your deal to the Bi polar Bear's office, I'm not sure what mood he's in.

by SHIT BAAAAAAGZ December 4, 2010

BI-polar

a girl who can't decide if she is bisexual or not; frustrating

Ex: Why won't she just have a threesome with us? It's like she BI-polar!

by LovelyBurlesque March 24, 2009

Bi-polar

Usually someone who is bi-polar is named anna; all annas are bi-polar

"hey whats up with her?"
"Her name is Anna"
"So..?"
"Don't you know all annas are bi-polar?"
"Oh yah i forgot"

by MyNaMeIsAnNa July 20, 2012