To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.
"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
by Fat Finger Tony October 20, 2004
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An individual who is so bad and awkward at conversing that the only logical explanation is that their mind is focused on the fresh dead bodies they've got in their basement. They're thinking about:
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught
Greg: So you cut down trees? Ever have any accidents?
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.
by Douglas Young February 8, 2008
Get the basement talker mug.The first known use was in the movie Manchester by the Sea. When asked if the nephew was sleeping with a specific girls he answered, "its just basement business", when asked more specifics he simply said I'm working on it.
So basement business is teenage monkey business usually of a sexual nature.
So basement business is teenage monkey business usually of a sexual nature.
by Professor LA July 12, 2017
Get the basement business mug.An adjective used to delineate when something is of a low or poor quality. Below standard. Generally unfabulous.
"Somebody should tell Ricardo that he looks like a bargain basement gay with that poorly made fake Louis Vuitton man bag on his shoulder."
"I can't stand my girlfriend's friends from high school. They're so bargain basement."
"I can't stand my girlfriend's friends from high school. They're so bargain basement."
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