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by SonnyIsSucky April 15, 2021
Get the A Salamanders Ballsackmug. by retard ass man 20907 October 1, 2020
Get the Ballsack nuts manmug. Believing something you read becuase it's on the internet without seeing if it's from a verified account.
Did you hear that guy on ESPN say Tom Brady came out of retirement becuase LeBron texted him? That ESPN worker totally got ballsacked.
by TRMB1738 March 14, 2022
Get the Ballsackedmug. When you're with a girl for the first time and she's suckin your freshly shaved cock and balls while in the 69 position and you hear the door rattle and you panic, rapidly pulling your cock out of her mouth and grinding your ass and stubbly balls across her entire face in retreat cuz your wife just got home.
Q: Damn girl, what happened to your face, its all red?
A: Yeah girl, this mother fucker I hooked up with last night drug his balls across my face when his wife came home early last night and gave me a BallSack Sunburn.
A: Yeah girl, this mother fucker I hooked up with last night drug his balls across my face when his wife came home early last night and gave me a BallSack Sunburn.
by Bigdaddy Catalano September 20, 2025
Get the Ballsack Sunburnmug. Definitely not Carolyn or Simon’s personal yeast infection, but certainly a close friend named Andy or Ellen. A Ballsack-Randalson on the perineum is a sluffing/callused/rot that when clawed fervently swells and eventually resembles a scrotum cheeseburger. Both Carolyn and Simon referred to their poor friends mangina with a gagging incredulity as they made scoops out of both hands and with their fingernails at the ends dug upward and in from back to front as hard as it seems possible. Later I found out that they actually did have Ballsack Randalson. Photos at CarolynSimonEllenAndyDaveHeidi.com
I’d come with you guys to crater lake, but have you seen this (bends over and spreads cheeseburger like growth between vagina and butthole or scrotum and squirty respectively) it’s a Ballsack-Randalson and I’ll be flagging traffic with these scoop hands all night.
by ChonkerLude August 5, 2025
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by Creaming_In_Mums January 12, 2022
Get the Daddy-Chan-Ballsackmug. by picklfickl April 13, 2022
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