Bacon

A female that is either over weight or extremely ugly.

Homie 1: Wats good wit some hoes nigga?!
Homie 2: Naw cuzzo. Desse bitch's hurt; dey all bacon.
Homie 1: Bacon as in busted, or bacon as in big?
Homie 2: Both Nigga!

by WittyassNigga.Nigga! June 25, 2009

Bacon

a vegatable from the porkis carrotis group.

I eat little children because they are made of bacon and bacon is a vegatable and their for it is healthy to eat little children

by darth gir December 08, 2006

Bacon

the small tainted space inbetween your cock and balls and your bum hole, formerly known as your "gooch" or "taint" and or "blind-spot".

my bacon is sticky.

ladys love a well kept and combed bacon.

running is great for your cardiovascular system but sometimes when im done, i get a horrible cramp in my bacon.

by Thundercockonious August 14, 2010

Bacon

Bacon: Adjective that says something is totally awesome,good,great.

Wow! That movie was totally bacon!

That bacon is bacon man.

by Mr.Potts May 24, 2010

Bacon

Term for a woman's FAT ass. Usually, plump, and has a slight giggle when she walks

"Damn yo, that bitch's got a fat piece of bacon"

by NCSU April 23, 2003

Bacon

v. A word used to describe something that is totally amazing, awesome and unbelievable. It originated on funnyjunk.com some time in 2010.

Oh man, look at this picture describing what happened to this guy! That's so bacon!

by iTzEazy June 30, 2010

Bacon

Bacon isn't really bacon. It's really the chopped up minds of children who have learnt too much.

THE BACON IS WATCHING YOU!!

Oh shit it's bacon ... RUN!!

by Bitch, Hamz & Boo April 24, 2008