Anakin Skywalker

A hot man. A youngling slayer. Doesn’t have the high ground (or limbs).

Me: anakin skywalker is hot
My bestie: get help

by StarWarsSlays July 5, 2023

Anakin Skywalker

The prophesied chosen one who brought balance. He was fatherless and had the most midichlorians ever recorded, exceeding 20000, and was apprenticed under Jedi Master and High Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi of the Third Systems Army. He was knighted during the Clone War conflict, and was the renowned General of the 501st Battalion (later 501st Legion of the Galactic Empire as Darth Vader), which was also lead by Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex" and Former Jedi Commander and Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Skywalker's apprentice. He later turned to the dark side and became the Sith lord Darth Vader, and fought his former master on the planet Mustafar. He lost the duel, lost his limbs and was reduced to an angry, crispy man who struggled to breathe in his black, pressurised suit after he burned. He was later redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker, destroying Vader and his master, Darth Sidious, eradicating the Sith once and for all.

Anakin Skywalker is a cool general who treats his Clones like men

by CC-8826 September 23, 2023

anayiah

anayiah is the most stupidest girl on this planet. she is ALWAYS lying about EVERYTHING she says. the most pathetic person on this earth. the most ignorant woman i can think of. NEVER trust her with anythingggg. she will just turn her back on you. she’s a dumb bitch. she thinks she gets all these guys. but she doesn’t get them. EVER. she always be cheating…

anayiah is a fucking whore.

by kittyyyyyyy1234568910 November 20, 2023

AnaMia

Normally used by the eating disorder community
Ana = anorexia Mia = bulimia

“I heard they were so desperate they were looking at AnaMia posts”

by xanax.enjoyer February 11, 2024

Anakin Skywalker

The chosen one who doesn't have the high ground, isn't a master, and really doesn't like sand

Anakin Skywalker: "I don't like sand, It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

by MasterCheifTheFlyingBrick April 30, 2024

Anakin Skywalker

Dude does NOT like sand. "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." -Anakin Skywalker Attack of the Clones 2002. He was also played by Hayden Christensen who is... AMAZING

OBI WAN: Hey Anakin, I never asked but do you like sand?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: NEVER MENTION SAND EVER AGAIN TO ME OR I WILL TAKE THE HIGH GROUND AWAY FROM YOU

by .fun. April 30, 2024

Anakin's Thesis

When someone asks you if you've heard the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the Wise.

Source: 'Seals are Good' youtube channel

"Did you hear Anakin's thesis? It makes me wanna drill a hole into my head!"

by Alyssa B. Happy February 2, 2026