Crab Hour

This is when the crabs have a party to get high and eat 69 pounds of chalk

brooooooooo it’s crab hour let’s get high

by ratdad67 February 13, 2019

gangster hours

The hours between 10pm and 7am. The agenda in those hours is often promiscuous in nature.

He wanted me to come over in gangster hours.
She called me in gangster hours.

by SinaBahrami December 31, 2014

homie hour

When 5 guys pee in the same toilet together.

We and the boys did a homie hour back there.

by AssTits101 January 09, 2018

Bonnet Hours

The time of day where a black woman puts on her bonnet. Usually at night when it’s time for bed.

Chad: Let’s FaceTime.

Maddy: Nah it’s bonnet hours.

by clavxgl August 12, 2019

Porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh October 06, 2015

sheeple hour

The time when human sheep (i.e. sheeple) are all coming back from work (aka commuting:) to experience the pleasures of homely life. Road rage, traffic jams and human jams are prevalent characteristics of this phenomenon.

To avoid sheeple hours, just don't follow the damn sheep!

by concomitant January 18, 2011

yappy hour

a laid back scene of furry fun where canine friends come together to unleash and unwind while enjoying such amenities as an H2O bar, puptails and pupitizers; a doggie "tail" gate party.

I enjoyed kicking back a cold one while my pooch FiFi sniffed and slobbered, I mean mixed and mingled her way through Yappy Hour. One doggie owner held up a sign and it read "BARK IF YOU LOVE YAPPY HOUR" woof, woof, woof and it went on and on and on.

by DBABE50 April 17, 2014