What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”

Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.

by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022

Balls Actually

To be used as a point. A satirical commentary on the fact that political arguments and views have become so opinionated that they come off as nonsensical. Use of the phrase as an argument sounds equally nonsensical. Can also be used as a means to annoy those in the argument, or just in general.

Person 1 - "What are you doing?"
Person 2 - "Balls actually"

by Balls_Man May 29, 2022

Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows

Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart

by bushini349358 June 13, 2022

Actual Zombie

Used by r/AnarchChess by continuing the chain

Person 1:Google en passant
Person 2: Holy Hell
Person 3: New response just dropped
Person 4: Actual Zombie

by eef_q June 13, 2024

`'`Valentina Palyma Pinault Is Actually Valentina Soler Robles`'`

`'`Valentina Palyma Pinault Is Actually Valentina Soler Robles`'`

`'`Valentina Palyma Pinault Is Actually Valentina Soler Robles`'`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

actually a biscuit

meaning ‘bisexual’. ‘bis’ is an abbreviation for ‘biscuit’ and ‘exual’ is Latin for a ‘actually’.

So when you say “I’m actually a biscuit’ means “I’m bisexual.”

by anonymous January 20, 2022

That's not what actually happened

There is no counter narrative here nor does there need to be.

Hym "Just like in your Bible... That's not what actually happened and instead of making up a counter-veiling fiction to the thing I'm saying you should maybe talk about what actually happened on your end so more of your kids don't end up getting murdered. Because my position is and always has been that you CAN do something about that in a way that doesn't infringe on other people's rights and what you're doing it me is in fact proof that you care more about the right changing than you do the stopping the child murder."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025