n. an obnoxiously long online discussion whose subject matter may concern a multitude of different topics. used in any context pertaining to online threads, esp. facebook messages. often aggravates the lesser known psychological condition known as macronematophobia.
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"Dude, have you been keeping up with the dinner thread? It's five hundred messages long!"
"Nah, man, my shrink said I can't; I'm macronematophobic."
"Bogus, dude."
"Nah, man, my shrink said I can't; I'm macronematophobic."
"Bogus, dude."
by Il Bianco April 1, 2008

The detritus found down-message in a long e-mail whose progenitors do not have the courtesy to *snip* before forwarding.
by The War Planner March 1, 2013

A person who posts multiple links on Facebook and causes their friends' feed to be inundated with useless information.
She posts links to celebrity birthdays 10 times in a row every morning. I know, she's such a thread clogger.
by SublimeBabie April 16, 2011

When a lad (or preferred sex) is on the shitter whilst their best friend is pissing between their legs.
by Captain mole butt July 23, 2025


by sportspatrol January 7, 2016

by (___( > JFA September 7, 2007
