Flag of Maryland

THE UGLIEST FUCKING FLAG YOU WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE
THIS FLAG IS SO HIDEOUS IT MADE MY BLIND FRIEND CRY
I WANT TO GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT EVERY TIME I SEE IT

Person 1: Have you seen the flag of Maryland?
Person 2: No, I haven't. Why?
Person 1: *shows Person 2 the flag*
Person 2: EW WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT SHIT IT'S SO DAMN UGLY I NEED BLEACH FUCK YOU

by C0ck@ndB@ll70r7ur3 July 9, 2024

Maryland hot bae

When Marylanders or daring out of state people put old bay seasoning on their partner with boring sex life and lick it up.

Steven dared Sarah ,who was out of state, to do the Maryland hot bae. Took her abit to get used to when he heavily seasoned the meat but enjoyed it when he licked it off her tits.

by Onlyme4you May 2, 2023

Marylanding

1. You wait to the last minute to cut across 3 lanes of traffic before and exit
2. You abandon your car on the side of the highway

On my way home back to DC from a Ravens game, I saw 35 instances of marylanding

by Sass28 May 10, 2025

Maryland Lawnmower

When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.

He came over, saw my step-sis and asked if I’ve ever hit a “Maryland lawnmower”.

by Bruvongeezy July 12, 2024

Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.

After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.

by PIFFPIFF June 2, 2024

Maryland

The Old Line State. Maryland is a Mid-Atlantic state known for crabs, the Ravens, and the Chesapeake Bay. The state can be divided into 3. In the West are Conservatives that can be mistaken for being part of West Virginia. In the East are Conservatives of the Delmarva Peninsula. In the middle are the liberals of Baltimore and the D.C. suburbs. In presidential elections, Maryland is a safe democratic state. It has voted Democratic in every election since 1992. Maryland gives 10 electoral votes to the winner.

Maryland is the Old Line State.

by ThePoliticalSpectrum November 19, 2022

Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025