Fuck me. Honestly, like why the hell did lil peep have to die. That’s all we got on this “Long Island”. Who the hell cares about Kevin James in his fake action movies. Dude, wtf was Paul Blart, mall cop. I mean the dudes funny af, but his tits are flopping around every time he runs. But anyway, Long Island isn’t part of the city. There are some burrows like Brooklyn, and Queens. Notice there I used the Oxford comma. See I’m not a dumbass, and not of us really are. Well, there’s always gonna be that one kid. But anyways from Nassau to Suffolk county is pretty much Long Island. I have a friend who used to live in Brooklyn and he said that it’s a lot different here. He Sayville shitheads have no idea what it’s like outside of here. He also lets me use the n word as well.
Dude who lives out of ny, “where do u live”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.
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